Oracle of Apollo
Oracle of Apollo
I'm a college student. I'm obsessed with music. I like photography and coffee breaks. I like to write random things. I don't take myself too seriously. I like to laugh. Want to make my day? Ask me something.

catceleste:

when will NASA announce how many years we are away from meeting vulcans specifically  

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Let me teach you a valuable phrase: I quit. 

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city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

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swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

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I am an egalitarian: I hate all people equally.  

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Perhaps I should lay off the coffee, seeing as I haven’t slept in three days.

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the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

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futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

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polople:

do you ever start writing a text post and halfway through you’re just like “nah” 

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