Oracle of Apollo
Oracle of Apollo
I'm a college student. I'm obsessed with music. I like photography and coffee breaks. I like to write random things. I don't take myself too seriously. I like to laugh. Want to make my day? Ask me something.

therealhamster:

why doesn’t anyone ever mention how good at sewing spiderman is

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a hilarious joke

wingscanspeak:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

EXPLAIN

(via tohal)

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I.  Am.  Incredibly.  Frustrated. 

I feel dead.  

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just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

(via misguidedgh0stt)

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